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Hello, Ben.

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Hi, Ron.

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Back again then? Yeah, yeah.

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See you then. See you, mate.

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I rest for the week, you know. Yeah.

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No, I'm free. He's not at home. Can I
take your name and number?

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Yes.

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I'm back.

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Leaking.

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Yes.

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Right.

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Don't move.

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Hang on a moment, please.

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What have you got on your feet?

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Three box.

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That's a new word for it. Don't move.

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I'm sorry about that.

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Yes. I'll get him to call you back.

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Right. Bye.

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And bring the air freshener.

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Next time I see a dog, I'm going to
sellotape up its bottom.

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My God, what is that?

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Air freshener.

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What does this say?

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Fly doom.

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Death to all unwanted pets.

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No button and dog legs.

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That's a matter of opinion. Go and get
the proper one.

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Hello.

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I wonder if you have a few moments to
talk about God.

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This is so tempting.

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I'm busy, I'm afraid. It's difficult,
isn't it, in this modern age to find

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for the Almighty?

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Yes, well, if I did, he'd only want me
to do his ironing as well. Can we

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interest you in one of our magazines?

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Wait there.

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All right, then. There you are.

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Thank you very much. I'll read it most
carefully.

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Which one do you want? What have we got?

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Misty moment, reminiscent of an autumn
forest.

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Mellow moon, reminiscent of a cottage
garden.

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How about that?

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Oh, that smells lovely.

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Nervous breakdown, reminiscent of a
house in Chiswick.

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Ironing night?

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You guess. If I ever get a chance to get
it started.

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There's tea still in the pot.

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Ben not home?

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No. Right.

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Where do you want to start?

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Don't mind.

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Okay.

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Describe what might lead you to believe
there is an accident ahead.

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One pill too many in the packet?

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ahead. Warning triangles or hazard
lights. Oh, bugger!

56
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Anything else?

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Black gunge on the iron. That'll have to
go back in the machine.

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And police and ambulance flashing
lights.

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Now, safe stopping distance for 20 miles
an hour.

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12 metres or 40 feet. Except if your
brakes don't work.

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Except if it's raining.

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Oh, God, look at this. I've told him a
hundred times to empty his pocket.

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Driving in fog. Ask.

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Check your mirrors.

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Slow down and keep a safe distance.

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Do not hang on to somebody else's
taillight.

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Watch your speed. You could be going
faster than you think.

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Observe the warning signals.

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Use windscreen wipers and demisters.

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C and B theme.

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Check and wash.

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Windscreen, lights, reflectors and
window.

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Allow more time for your journey.
Remember, fog can be patchy. She's

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him to ring.

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Looks like it's been a long wait.

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Two days.

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Motorways? You're heartless.

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Yeah, she gets the moon about like
Lillian Gish and I have all this fun.

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Miseries. Oh, I knew this should have
had a cold one.

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motorway on the left yes if your name is
dave and you drive a company sierra

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with a hanger in the back or if there
are queues of

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traffic and the outside lanes moving
more slowly oh look at this

83
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do you know i can never get my husband's
work shirt ultra white betty

84
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have all those unpleasant dames, Betty,
but now I know just what to do. What do

85
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you do, Donna?

86
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I throw it straight into my duster bag
and pretend it's shrunk in the machine.

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And it's so kind to my hands.

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Hiya.

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Hi, Rona. Hi.

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I'm just stopping for a quick wash in
the bike. I have to get back down the

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-up. I'm beginning to think you've got a
woman down there.

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Tell him I'm out.

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I'm sorry, I'm afraid she went out.

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Right, bye.

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What did he say? He said, all right,
then.

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Typical!

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Don't slang your... Oh, God, I can't
face any more of this at the moment.

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My mother always said, never put off
till tomorrow what you can do today.

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Silly cow.

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shop assistant.

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Don't get excited, darling.

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Rory Cathdale.

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I've just been appointed area manager.

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How many fondant fancies do you have
left on the average day?

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Oh, well, you've got me there.

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That customer?

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No, Rona. This is Mr.

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Cathdale, the new area manager.

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Tea, please, darling. No sugar.

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Pleased to meet you, too.

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I need to speak to the man who does your
books. I do the books.

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Oh.

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I'm introducing a few changes as of this
week.

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You'll record the wastage of each and
every product on this little chart here

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the end of each day.

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You see this nice little chart I've made
up?

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Yes.

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Well, if you have, say, six Danish
pastries, you look in the column marked

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Danish, and you put a six.

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If you have four Belgian buns, you look
in the column marked Belgian, and what

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do you put?

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A four.

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It's very important.

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Here you are.

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You did say six sugars.

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Rationalisation means revenue.

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That's my motto, girls. Oh, goody, Rona,
he's got a motto.

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We girls love a motto, don't we?

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I've also made her this new work
schedule for the branch. You can pin it

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the back.

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Well, this only shows up. What about the
part -timers?

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I'm afraid in this recession we really
can't afford to subsidise girls who want

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time off to have babies.

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What are they supposed to do, drop them
on a convenient sponge and go on

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serving?

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Hang on, does this mean they're sacked?

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I'm sure I can rely on you girls to
break it to them gently.

138
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Oh, no, you can break it to them
yourself. They'll be here in half an

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On a weekday?

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We're having two hours off for a driving
test. They're coming in this afternoon.

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And Christine's coming in tomorrow while
I go to the dentist.

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You'll have to change a dentist some
other time, darling.

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I don't have any other time. I've got a
family.

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Look, I'll tell you what I'll do.

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Do the dentist this afternoon as well,
and I'll turn a blind eye just this

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I'd like to keep my girls happy.

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All right, time to get on.

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I'll, er, love you and leave you.

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Ciao.

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Yeah. I had his father ask for that suit
back.

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Pie and gravy coming up.

152
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Soon will be, by the looks of it.

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Good stuff, this.

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You think so?

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Doesn't it strike you as odd that he
bought 500 of those pies just at the

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time as all those pitbulls had to be
neutered?

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That's prime meat, that is.

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Oh, yeah? What sort of meat? It just
says meat on the crate.

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Stick some chips on there, will you? I
need the energy.

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He's been up late again.

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I think he's got a woman down that lock
-up.

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What's the habit of you?

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Oh, leave it out, lover man. It's not
cooked.

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I knew a woman once who insisted on
having her way at Covent Garden Market

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amongst the fruits.

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Can we just get on with eating, please?

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OK. If I didn't know better, I'd say
that was the snap of a guilty

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Calling that stuff me, you should have a
guilty conscience. Definitely.

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The next thing you know, he'll be buying
his wife little cards for no reason at

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all, in case she finds out.

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And they always find out.

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00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,280
Remember, if you stall it, don't panic.

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Just put on the handbrake, check it's in
neutral, start again.

174
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:14,660
You won't hold on.

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First of all, I'd like you to weed, if
you would, the number on that wet BMW.

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First turning on the left.

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Do you understand?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Can you identify this road traffic sign?

181
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This is the road traffic.

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And this?

183
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This is the road traffic.

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Could you describe the road traffic sign
for No Foo Woot?

185
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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

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Pushing.

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Oh.

188
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I think she

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said bugger off.

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00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:56,050
I wonder if you could tell me this.

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Under what circumstances could a vehicle
overtake you when there are double

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white lines down the middle of the road?

193
00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,230
They can't.

194
00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:08,910
You're not allowed to cross them.

195
00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:10,590
Is that your answer?

196
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:17,930
Of course.

197
00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:22,030
When the overtaking vehicle's a
motorbike.

198
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He wouldn't have to cross the line.

199
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Correct.

200
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:31,710
Well, Mr Porter, that concludes your
driving test.

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I passed.

202
00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:39,390
Yes! Oh, yes!

203
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Woo!

204
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:45,930
Yes, yes, yes, yes! That sounds like
Chrono.

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00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:51,710
Mum, can I go down to the hospital and
watch the ambulance as it arrives?

206
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,980
Some children just get everything.

207
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,600
Do I know this family?

208
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,620
They just moved here. Where from? Twin
Peak?

209
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,860
Hello there. Scott phoned yet?

210
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,020
Oh, God.

211
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,160
Hiya.

212
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,000
Oh, you're back early.

213
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,200
Not going down the lock -up tonight?

214
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,600
No, not tonight.

215
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,100
How was your day then?

216
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:28,260
The shop has been taken over by a 14
-year -old prat.

217
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,440
How about yours?

218
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:32,579
All right.

219
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,439
All right, Jen.

220
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,440
Just leave me alone, will you?

221
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,060
Why don't you all just leave me alone?

222
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,419
You're lucky.

223
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I didn't get anything.

224
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Do you want me to have a word with her?
I know you're talking about me.

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Maybe later.

226
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:51,740
This is for you.

227
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Thank you. What's it for?

228
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Don't need a special reason, do I?

229
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for my wife.

230
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I love each precious day, though
twilight creeps upon our life and you

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turning grey.

232
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,340
This is for a 60th wedding anniversary.

233
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,560
It doesn't say so.

234
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,460
Didn't you read the rhyme?

235
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:24,380
No, of course not. Men never read the
rhymes. Don't they?

236
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:25,680
Didn't you know that?

237
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,580
Well, the thought was there, I suppose.

238
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:32,200
The thought was there, wasn't it? Oh,
yeah. We just don't read the rhymes.

239
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I thought perhaps we might go out.

240
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I can't. I've got the ironing. I'll
still be there tomorrow.

241
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Exactly.

242
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,400
Oh, come on. I'm booked.

243
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,700
Where? It's a surprise.

244
00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:58,940
What about the kids?

245
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,280
All taken care of. Right.

246
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:01,760
Goodbye, then.

247
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,700
Everything all right now? Yeah.

248
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Fine.

249
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:06,940
What?

250
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:09,259
All right.

251
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,579
But promise me one thing.

252
00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:13,920
What? We're not going down the hospital
to see the ambulances arrive.

253
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:18,810
I didn't know all this had come back.

254
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:20,550
Oh, yeah, it's all come back.

255
00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:24,130
It's bringing back happy memories, eh?
Yeah.

256
00:17:25,069 --> 00:17:28,130
Remember that time we walked home in the
rain after that match with Jeff and

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Ruth?

258
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That wasn't me.

259
00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:35,650
Remember that weekend in Bournemouth
when we went bowling?

260
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,610
That wasn't me either.

261
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,190
What do you remember, then?

262
00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:44,390
Oh, yeah.

263
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It wasn't me.

264
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It was.

265
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,180
Because... Oh, yeah.

266
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That must have been weird.

267
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,120
I don't remember much about the actual
bowling.

268
00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:04,400
Oh, it's a great game. Great test of
skill and accuracy.

269
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,840
Oh, yeah, look at the skill and accuracy
over there.

270
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:11,260
I didn't think it'd be so packed.

271
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:14,640
No, well, don't worry. I'm sure it'll
soon clear once you take your shoes off.

272
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,060
It's smelly about my feet.

273
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,900
Promise you won't laugh? Promise.

274
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,200
Just do it like I told you.

275
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:45,780
Very good.

276
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,120
You wouldn't laugh, would you?

277
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:49,540
Would I?

278
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:51,420
What's the matter, macho man?

279
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,980
Worried if your wifey might beat you?
No.

280
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:55,900
Well, that was just a fluke.

281
00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:13,070
biscuit? Yeah.

282
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:14,290
Can I have two?

283
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,070
If you want. Can I? Have as many as you
like.

284
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,350
Mum wouldn't let me.

285
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:18,809
Wouldn't she?

286
00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:20,190
I could make myself sick.

287
00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:22,150
Oh. Alright then.

288
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:24,050
You're no fun at all.

289
00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:25,690
Where's your sister?

290
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,390
Still in her bedroom.

291
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:29,050
What's the matter with her?

292
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:30,350
She's a girl.

293
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,990
There's a horror film on Channel 4.

294
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,930
I know. Sammy told me.

295
00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:39,410
Might give me nightmares.

296
00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:42,520
Then perhaps we shouldn't watch it.

297
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,000
meant to do that. Oh, yes.

298
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,960
Yeah, well, I'm not playing on me top
form, you know. I could win any time I

299
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,960
like. Yeah.

300
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,600
And then, whoo!

301
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:32,180
I could do that.

302
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,760
Care to make a little wager?

303
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:38,980
No. All right, then. What's the bet?

304
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,300
You get to do all your own ironing.

305
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,500
Right.

306
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,480
Forever.

307
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:56,160
All right, but if I win, you get to do
all the decorating.

308
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:58,200
Forever. You're on.

309
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:09,900
Oh, dear.

310
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:12,610
I just picked up my spare.

311
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:16,170
That means next time I'm going to get
double whatever I score.

312
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,050
Why didn't you say anything?

313
00:21:23,050 --> 00:21:24,190
Mum was going out.

314
00:21:24,930 --> 00:21:29,010
She doesn't get the chance very often,
so I... You know, I think you're a bit

315
00:21:29,010 --> 00:21:30,010
a fraud.

316
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,670
You really care a lot about her
underneath, don't you?

317
00:21:34,930 --> 00:21:37,250
Sometimes it's hard to know what I am,
really.

318
00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:39,790
It's confusing.

319
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:42,610
Welcome to the human race.

320
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:46,110
I loved him, you know.

321
00:21:46,910 --> 00:21:47,970
I really did.

322
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:50,630
I'm sure you did.

323
00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:53,350
You don't believe it.

324
00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:54,949
Do you?

325
00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:58,230
Well, I miss him.

326
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:00,390
I wish he was here.

327
00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:02,550
Is that the same thing?

328
00:22:02,810 --> 00:22:03,810
You tell me.

329
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:06,550
You're the one with all the experience.

330
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:11,060
I was 17.

331
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:12,380
I met the boy.

332
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,100
He was the first, you know.

333
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,040
Well, we went out for a while and one
day he asked me to marry him.

334
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,260
It was like a dream.

335
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,240
You know, the perfect girl's dream.

336
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:27,020
I marched up the aisle in the dress and
all, everybody watching me. And I stood

337
00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:30,320
at the altar and I looked across at him
in his Burton suit with his best mate

338
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,260
and I thought, my God, he's sexy.

339
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,240
Not him, his best mate.

340
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,760
That's when I realised I didn't really
love him.

341
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,300
Not enough.

342
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,420
So I ran back up the aisle, got in the
car and went home.

343
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,340
My Auntie Pearl had a bilious attack.

344
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,820
Mother burst into tears, Dad got legless
and I cried myself to sleep.

345
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,040
That was my wedding day.

346
00:22:55,980 --> 00:23:00,680
Well, here I am, still single, still
looking, but still having a bloody good

347
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,680
time.

348
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:08,880
But you know, there isn't one day of my
life I haven't missed him.

349
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,170
and I used to laugh about it.

350
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:19,770
Quite funny, really.

351
00:23:20,990 --> 00:23:21,990
Don't you think?

352
00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:25,190
Not all so terrible, are you?

353
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:36,530
Pain in my shoulder.

354
00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:39,110
Gone now.

355
00:23:39,550 --> 00:23:40,550
Your turn again.

356
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,860
Don't you dare. I know what.

357
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,460
Oh, what a shame.

358
00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:17,220
Isn't it?

359
00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:29,110
You're welcome.

360
00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:31,410
Did you really run back up the aisle?

361
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,510
The biggest mistake is running down it.

362
00:24:35,590 --> 00:24:36,590
Look,

363
00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:39,830
there's ice cream in the freezer. Let's
eat till we're the size of Clive James.

364
00:24:40,090 --> 00:24:41,090
Good idea.

365
00:25:10,090 --> 00:25:11,090
in my shoulder.

366
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,510
Gone now.

367
00:25:15,050 --> 00:25:16,050
Doesn't matter.

368
00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:20,050
It's all on the next ball. If I get them
all down, I'll get an extra go.

369
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,950
Then there's no way you can win.

370
00:25:28,370 --> 00:25:29,370
Your ball.

371
00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:31,310
This is a green ball.

372
00:25:31,690 --> 00:25:32,690
It's a 12.

373
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:35,150
I use a 10. The purple ball.

374
00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:37,070
Thank you.

375
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,990
You have to do much better than that to
catch me out, girl.

376
00:25:46,850 --> 00:25:47,850
Yes, indeed!

377
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,570
Pity it's not our leg.

378
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,520
All right, all right, point taken, but
please, mistress, don't make me do it.

379
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,500
Well, perhaps I'll let you off with once
a month.

380
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,880
What's the catch?

381
00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:52,960
Come with me now. I want to show you
something.

382
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:10,640
It's something I should have told you.

383
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,260
I've got something I want to tell you.

384
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,800
What?

385
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,720
The car is in here, isn't it? Yes.

386
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,400
You have been here working on it all
those times? Yes.

387
00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:21,780
And it goes?

388
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,880
Oh, yes.

389
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:26,020
Well, then, I've got a surprise for you.

390
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:32,880
I've been working on the bodywork.

391
00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:34,540
So I see.

392
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,560
The last time I saw it, it was a
Montego.

393
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:45,880
It isn't what you think, all right? It
is what you think. Where did you get

394
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,900
this? I picked it up for 3 ,000.

395
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:49,180
3 ,000?

396
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,380
Yeah, but the bloke said if I did a bit
of work on it, I could sell it for five.

397
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,440
You spent our tax rebate.

398
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,160
The money we could have used to pay...

399
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,760
That would be too simple.

400
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,940
I am going to hold this against you for
the rest of your natural...